Tuesday, May 19, 2015

How to Change the Settings on Your Baby

audrey mei

"This helped me." I don't know about yours, but my baby has Settings.  Wake me if I'm dreaming [reaches for strong coffee, checks baby for messages, burps iPhone].


1. Sleep settings. 

Settings > General > Sleep > Nighttime > Duration > 12 hours

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Chinese Babies Drink German Qualität

"Maximum 3 containers per customer."
www.focus.de

See that sign hanging from the baby formula shelf? It's in a drugstore in Germany and it says:
Dear Customer,
Due to large demand, we can only sell all brands of formula in regular household amounts (max. 3 containers). Thank you for your cooperation! 
What's going on? Is Germany trying to dictate breastfeeding by rationing formula? Is La Leche League turning into a fascist market regulator? No, the reason is much much bigger: